Let’s be real: Miranda Priestly doesn’t just run the fashion world—she owns it. The icy glares, the razor-sharp precision, the effortless ability to send a whole office into a frenzy with just a whisper—yep, she’s the blueprint for every Capricorn boss out there. Whether you love her, fear her, or both, there’s no denying that Miranda is the ultimate GOAT (Greatest of All Time)—and also, the ultimate Goat (Capricorn, obviously).

If you need proof that Miranda is peak Capricorn energy, let’s break it down.

Ambition? That’s Her Superpower

Capricorns aren’t just hard workers—they’re empire builders. And Miranda? She didn’t just climb the ladder; she reinvented it.

• She’s not just in fashion—she is fashion. Designers, editors, and assistants alike live and breathe by her approval.

• People literally sacrifice their sanity (hi, Andy) just for a chance to work under her. That’s influence.

• Like any true Cap queen, she knows exactly what she wants—and will climb any mountain (in stilettos, no less) to get it.

Work Hard, Slay Harder

Capricorns = grind mode 24/7. No excuses, no shortcuts, just results. And Miranda? She expects nothing less than perfection.

• Impossible is not in her vocabulary. Case in point: when she casually demands an unpublished Harry Potter manuscript for her twins—and gets it.

• Her work ethic is unmatched. If you can’t keep up? That’s all.

• Capricorns hate mediocrity, and Miranda makes sure that Runway stays the best of the best.

Big Boss Energy

Some leaders yell. Miranda? She doesn’t need to. Her mere presence is enough to send people scrambling.

• The power of her silence is legendary. A single look = an entire monologue.

• Capricorns don’t ask for respect; they command it. When Miranda walks into the office, everyone adjusts their energy accordingly.

• That whispered “That’s all”? More terrifying than an actual explosion.

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Prestige is Her Love Language

Capricorns thrive on status, reputation, and being at the top. And Miranda is the definition of excellence.

• She doesn’t follow trends—she creates them.

• Every move she makes is polished, precise, and unforgettable.

• When her throne at Runway is threatened? She outmaneuvers the entire industry to secure her spot. Ruthless? Maybe. Brilliant? Absolutely.

Emotions? We Don’t Know Her

Capricorns feel things, sure—but showing it? That’s another story.

• Even when her marriage crumbles, Miranda keeps it together like a true pro.

• Capricorns compartmentalize like no other. Feelings? Those can wait—there’s work to be done.

• Is she cold? No, she’s focused. And honestly? That’s why she stays winning.

Mastermind Vibes Only

Capricorns don’t play checkers—they play 4D chess. Always three steps ahead, always in control.

• Remember how she outmaneuvered Jacqueline Follet to stay at Runway? That wasn’t luck. That was pure Capricorn strategy.

• She calculates every move. Nothing is impulsive—it’s all part of the plan.

• Chance? Coincidence? Not in her world.

The Capricorn Shadow Side

No one’s perfect—not even Miranda (shocking, we know). Capricorns can be…

• Intimidating AF. She’s not trying to be scary, she’s just allergic to incompetence.

• A bit of a workaholic (okay, a lot).

• Hard to impress. If you’re not at 110%, why are you even here?

Miranda Priestly = The Capricorn Blueprint

She’s disciplined, ambitious, and always ahead of the game.

• Friendships? Selective.

• Work ethic? Unmatched.

• Reputation? Untouchable.

• Legacy? Iconic.

Miranda isn’t just a Capricorn—she’s the Capricorn. So, next time you’re in grind mode, channel your inner Miranda and go claim your empire.

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